A professor of theoretical physics and a professional criminal, S. Pangborn Perry’s birthplace is unknown. However, it is believed by many that his 84 year-old mother, Natasha, is currently serving her fourth decade of a prison sentence for crimes that were actually committed by her son. This would make her the first, but not the last, person to be framed by the professor to cover his own felonious deeds. Need more be said about this man? Do not trust him.